Welcome to my Influential Persuasion

Sighs. You sound like my grandmother.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:50:41 -0400

It’s because I love you deary:)

If you must know, I carry five knives on me at all times. Two throwing knives in my vest. A dagger in my purse, a balisong in my pocket, and a flick knife on my hip. Oh, and there's a mini can of mace attached to my keys. That's Philadelphia for you.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:47:28 -0400

The one time someone attacks you- you gone get hurt and or dead.

Also Nuh-vah-duh/ne-vay-duh

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:44:58 -0400

OKAY. LADY. Nuh-Vah-Duh is a STATE. NUh-VAY- Duh is a town so suck on those brown shoes.

Dude. The entirety of Philadelphia is NOT THA GHETTO WHO U THINK U IS (okay, I thinkin' that probably everything that is not farm/des moines is probs ghetto to you.)

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:44:15 -0400

Lol. Don’t assume stuff with me girly! I’mma bad bitch. lol just kidding don’t hurt me.

UNLIKE ME? DUDE I JUST WALKED HOME FROM FRANKLIN MILLS. I KNOW THAT MEANS NOTHING TO YOU BUT IT TOOK ME AN HOUR AND A HALF IT IS DARK

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:33:52 -0400

Could have called me. I AM YOUR EXIT BUDDY. I AM YOUR > Get me out of the GHETTO< PHONE CALL BUDDY.

I lost it, bro. That took you way to long to answer.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:30:04 -0400

unlike YOU I was out doing things! I went and got the mail and ate a bunch of strawberries and sunflowerseeds. Brushed my teeth. Now

my-jumbled-thoughts: hannlbalism: cinematicnomad: teeheehaha-a...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:28:38 -0400

my-jumbled-thoughts:

hannlbalism:

cinematicnomad:

teeheehaha-ara:

waitingfornothing-andwastingaway:

jaba-the-slut:

PLOT TWIST.

this is incredible

I THOUGHT IT WAS A CANVAS PAINTING

this was too amazing not to reblog

WELL THAT WAS UNEXPECTED. woah.

Alexa Meade

She’s brilliant.

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:26:00 -0400

Hey, sexy. What're you wearin'? :*

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:23:56 -0400

Ay baby! ;) I got some sweet ass hawaiian flowers on muh tank top and some booty shorts on. What you doing? hmu

suntoobrightinherlosingeyes: futurastic: UNLOCKING THE TRUTH...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:26:55 -0400

suntoobrightinherlosingeyes:

futurastic:

UNLOCKING THE TRUTH is two sixth-grade metalheads from Flatbush, Brooklyn

forever-pretty-awkward: ciatlin: themaraudingtrio: ghostfishkrillah: (AGGRESSIVELY CHICKEN...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:15:04 -0400

forever-pretty-awkward:

ciatlin:

themaraudingtrio:

ghostfishkrillah:

(AGGRESSIVELY CHICKEN DANCES TOWARDS YOU)

LOOK WHAT I MADE

i fucking snorted oh my GOD

This is the most amazing thing oh my God

coeptum: I always get attached to everyone and no one gets attached to me so I always just feel...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:58:14 -0400

coeptum:

I always get attached to everyone and no one gets attached to me so I always just feel dumb

beansybub: I’d like to try and find a way to get a henna Disney henna tattoo. That way I’d be able...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:53:31 -0400

beansybub:

I’d like to try and find a way to get a henna Disney henna tattoo. That way I’d be able to tell if I really like the tattoo I’ve designed.

Advice by comedian Harris Wittels

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:52:53 -0400

_{Advice by comedian Harris Wittels}

iaescalada: The Best VINES of 2013 Compilation

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:52:40 -0400

iaescalada:

The Best VINES of 2013 Compilation

siopold: one of the most annoying things about me is that i constantly need to be reassured that...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:51:47 -0400

siopold:

one of the most annoying things about me is that i constantly need to be reassured that you haven’t started hating me for some reason

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:46:27 -0400

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:36:58 -0400

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 20:13:51 -0400

statesidebipride: Duke Silver. It’s been a pleasure making...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 20:12:34 -0400

statesidebipride:

Duke Silver. It’s been a pleasure making sonic love to you ladies tonight