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June 2013

Sighs. You sound like my grandmother.

It’s because I love you deary:)

Jun 18, 20130 notes
If you must know, I carry five knives on me at all times. Two throwing knives in my vest. A dagger in my purse, a balisong in my pocket, and a flick knife on my hip. Oh, and there's a mini can of mace attached to my keys. That's Philadelphia for you.

The one time someone attacks you- you gone get hurt and or dead. 

Jun 18, 20130 notes
Also Nuh-vah-duh/ne-vay-duh

OKAY. LADY. Nuh-Vah-Duh is a STATE. NUh-VAY- Duh is a town so suck on those brown shoes. 

Jun 18, 20130 notes
Dude. The entirety of Philadelphia is NOT THA GHETTO WHO U THINK U IS (okay, I thinkin' that probably everything that is not farm/des moines is probs ghetto to you.)

Lol. Don’t assume stuff with me girly! I’mma bad bitch. lol just kidding don’t hurt me. 

Jun 18, 20130 notes
UNLIKE ME? DUDE I JUST WALKED HOME FROM FRANKLIN MILLS. I KNOW THAT MEANS NOTHING TO YOU BUT IT TOOK ME AN HOUR AND A HALF IT IS DARK

Could have called me. I AM YOUR EXIT BUDDY. I AM YOUR > Get me out of the GHETTO< PHONE CALL BUDDY. 

Jun 18, 20130 notes
I lost it, bro. That took you way to long to answer.

unlike YOU I was out doing things! I went and got the mail and ate a bunch of strawberries and sunflowerseeds. Brushed my teeth. Now

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Hey, sexy. What're you wearin'? :*

Ay baby! ;) I got some sweet ass hawaiian flowers on muh tank top and some booty shorts on. What you doing? hmu

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forever-pretty-awkward:

ciatlin:

themaraudingtrio:

ghostfishkrillah:

(AGGRESSIVELY CHICKEN DANCES TOWARDS YOU)

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LOOK WHAT I MADE

i fucking snorted oh my GOD

This is the most amazing thing oh my God

Jun 17, 2013136,267 notes

coeptum:

I always get attached to everyone and no one gets attached to me so I always just feel dumb

Jun 17, 201381,248 notes

beansybub:

I’d like to try and find a way to get a henna Disney henna tattoo. That way I’d be able to tell if I really like the tattoo I’ve designed. 

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siopold:

one of the most annoying things about me is that i constantly need to be reassured that you haven’t started hating me for some reason

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